In the beginning, there was Jack, and Jack had a groove.

And from this groove came the groove of all grooves.

And while one day viciously throwing down on his box, Jack boldy declared,

“Let there be HOUSE!”

and house music was born.

“I am, you see,

I am

the creator, and this is my house!

And, in my house there is ONLY house music.

But, I am not so selfish because once you enter my house it then becomes OUR house and OUR house music!”

And, you see, no one man owns house because house music is a universal language, spoken and understood by all.

You see, house is a feeling that no one can understand really unless you’re deep into the vibe of house.

House is an uncontrollable desire to jack your body.

And, as I told you before, this is our house and our house music.

And in every house, you understand, there is a keeper.

And, in this house, the keeper is Jack.

Now some of you who might wonder,

“Who is Jack, and what is it that Jack does?”

Jack is the one who gives you the power to jack your body!

Jack is the one who gives you the power to do the snake.

Jack is the one who gives you the key to the wiggly worm.

Jack is the one who learns you how to walk your body.

Jack is the one that can bring nations and nations of all Jackers together under one house.

You may be black, you may be white; you may be Jew or Gentile. It don’t make a difference in OUR House.

And this is fresh.

Between The Years 1725 - 1765:
The First Wife Of ‘Feodor Vassilyev’ In ‘Shuya’, Russia, With A Total Of ‘27’ Pregnancies, Gave Birth To ‘16’ Pairs Of Twins, ‘7’ Sets Of Triplets, And ‘4’ Sets Of Quadruplets. ‘67’ of the ‘69’ Children Survived Infancy.

His First Wife Was A Record-Setter, But Vassilyev Kept Having Even More Kids. Vassilyev’s Second Wife Gave Birth To ‘6’ Sets Of Twins And Two Sets Of Triplets. By The Time He Was ‘75’ Years Old, He Had ‘82’ Living Children.

We In SA Call It “Starzin”, The Legend Of Shoes In Mzansi. Although The Prize Of A Pair Of All Star Sneakers Might Be As High As The Twin Towers, We Still Rally Behind It.

Falling For Someone You Never Met Before, Yes It Might Sound A Bit Crazy, But Believe Me It Is True.

You Cant Stop Thinking About This Person, She Is Always On Your Mind, But The Nice Part About It Is That This Person Likes You To, Telling Her How You Feel About Her Is The First Step, Setting Up A Date Is The Next Step, And The Rest Is History…

Crossing Fingers It Works…

soundboard:

New Found Glory - Summer Fling, Don’t Mean A Thing

You know you were/are into NFG. Admit it. Despite my change in taste which now scorns most pop punk recorded after 2006, New Found Glory still manage to churn out songs that make my ears happy. It’s like being a little high school freshman with an oversized fading black hoodie and hanging out with the Hot Topic kids all over again. And I mean that in a good way.

Their new album, Radiosurgery comes out this week and this track is available as a free iTunes Digital Download for a short time (if you live in the US and you want to be a broke ass. There’s no shame in that… it’s what I do and I turned out fine. Right?)

— Max